Ed is happy to report that our dear Ms. Sparks is alive and well. It appears she’s lured her latest boy toy to her love lair and as a result has barely left the bed for several days. And while the desire and passion of her lover’s kisses burned, shortly thereafter she found her ass on fire with work deadlines and is once again unable to record the podcast. So this week for a second time–you our 20 regular listeners will have some quality time alone with Ed.
It’s ironic that Ed is going solo again this week as he’s discovered that May is National Masturbation Month (NMM). That’s right Wonkers (or is that Wankers?), there’s a whole month devoted to choking the chicken and slapping the crack. Who knew?
As a way to celebrate, NMM Ed has put together a couple of masturbatory top ten lists. The first is a top ten list of songs about self-pleasure. And the second list is a top ten list of cinematic moments relating to banging the bishop. What’s your favorite?
Hope each of you are the master of your domain!